BTS: What goes on at SNN

Here's a new kind of article... our very FIRST Behind the Scenes look at Starlight News Network. Jack here, writing for you.


As is now known, it's almost the one year anniversary of the paper's founding. but who runs it? what rules do we have? what goes on in the office? Time to answer a few questions.


First, our staff consists of the following:

Jack, Editor-In-Chief, CEO, and founder of SNN (Yours truly.)
Lumanare, Head Writer and Chief reporter of SNN
Glitchy, Director of publishing and weatherglitch
Anima, Director of Advertising and sports reporter
Aitos, Eye in the Sky roving reporter
and Xander, our Roving Reporter.

Yes, we number only Six staff, funny huh?

Next up, rules we have. Anything can be a story to someone, but we strive for good quality stories your interested in as a populace. That being said, Rule #1 we have is "If it aint Interesting, it aint news.". Rule #2 is what we call the 3AM rule. Since this blog is run on the East Coast (though strangely using Pacific Time...), we instated this rule as 3 AM is 12 AM PT, and thus, has been midnight globally. We try to print before that time. Rule #3 is "If you have a story, but miss Rule 2, send it anyway.". We have the Historia crux, so we can Retroactively publish stories in the now, and send em into the past for publshing, though, the distortion disables our public feed for the day.

More rules will be revealed in later editions.

Lastly, for this first BTS, "What goes on in the Office?". Well, it's a chill place. we talk, debate, listen to music, and chill out. We believe in a relaxed work environment, and as such, chains into Rule #4: "NEVER work while stressed.". This ensures YOU get the BEST stories we can find. We take our jobs seriously, and do have a tip line at +1 (555)7827-54448 (Starlight.) so if you have news, send it in!


Well, that about does it for this BTS. We hope to get more questions, so we can print more of these! Until then, this is Jack, signing off.

P.S. THIS is the makeup article for lack of news!

Namine gets a Heart!

Well folks, a return to form is nice for the folks of SNN...

A series of research notes and a vision Jack had have led to Namine not only having developed a heart. This isnt too abnormal for a Nobody, but this case is special as she could not sustain such Emotions, the fact that Namine had come VERY close to becoming an EXE earlier in the night didnt help. Therefore, Jack begged Heart to help Namine get a physical heart. With this, Jack has cut Namine off from Kairi forever, and granted her a new life. As this goes on, the Heartless grow in number and power...


A moving story one must of been there to believe...


P.S. This is NOT our makeup for lack of news...

A notice from Circulation

Due to a rough day, alongside the lack of news, no article tonight. We will return on Thursday, April 6th, 2017. We know we said yesterday we'd be back today... we cant help the lack of news. We will make up for it.

A notice from Circulation

It was a slow News day, so longtime readers will know that there wont be news tonight. We will hopefully be back Wednesday, April 5th, 2017.

A notice from Circulation

Due to last night's events, there will NOT be an article tonight. We will return on Tuesday, April 4th, 2017. We need a break after that incident...

Jack makes peace!

Well folks, Jack made peace with an unlikely ally...


Jack earlier tonight struck peace with Hydra and Organization XIII, using his notes as a peace offering. The proclaimed "God of Nobodies" accepted the gift after a series of events throughout the night. With this, the Hearbreakers and Dreamcrushers still threaten the city, however. But make no mistake, this is a major victory for the Complex and Hopebringers to have the Organization as allies, instead of foes.


I wonder what Sheath will do to counterattack this plan...

A notice from Circulation: Gone for the Holiday

Due to the April Fools day holiday, and the fact the article wont be taken seriously due to it, there will NOT be an article. We will return on Sunday, April 2nd, 2017.