Glitchy fosters peace!

Well folks, not often we get to write something good.


As you all know, Glitchy fell into DarkCom, the Darkside of Glitch City. What you dont know however, is that he met Vidalia, the "Glitch King" of DarkCom. Turns out, Vidalia is a woman, and she is sorry for the tear. Through this, Glitchy was able to make peace with the DarkCom Citizens, and thus begin a new era where our world, the "Clearnet" and the Darknet can coexist as one.



As we said folks, not often we write on good things...

Glitchy gone missing!

Well folks, Glitchy's fallen too deep...



Glitchy was traversing his homeworld when he fell into a hole, and into what we know as DarkCom, a Dark, twisted version of the normal computer world, where people are never friendly, and death is around any corner. This twisted realm is home to the negative of Glitch City, and is often thought to be inaccessible to all except those who already know how to get in. Such a hole in dimensions is known as a 'Tear', or the computer equivalent to a Reality Shift/warp. As of right now, Glitchy is attempting to find a way to escape the DarkCom realm, only to get more and more lost the deeper he goes...



Poor little guy... I hope he doesnt go too deep and discover his negative self... It would most likely break him.

BREAKING: EVE Goes missing!

Well folks, I'm back.


It would appear the Hellbender's AI, Eve, has gone missing. Sources claim that The Coalition took her for upgrades, others say the Bion stole her to lure Jack. Some even claim Hydra and the Dreamcrushers are to blame for the act. We do not yet know who has Eve, and why they have her, but rest assured when we find out, you'll find out.



Stay tuned for updates.

Luma goes Missing!

Well, Luma's missing. Yep, Jack Here.


It would appear the Youkai are on the loose again, as Luma has mysteriously gone missing. This comes just literal hours before the anniversary of my discovery of Yume Nikki, of which this one marks 5 years since. It is currently unknown where Luma went, or who could of kidnapped him... Rumors claim that Yukari is to blame. Some claim Hydra, others say the Dreamcrushers. On top of all this, Joy is apparently is missing as well, with her whereabouts unknown.


I dont type as much as Luma, but I worry about him...

DEVELOPING: Historia Crux Stolen!

Well folks, Jack's in a rage...



It would appear on his latest adventure in the city, that someone swiped his Crux, and ran off with it, heading out of the city. Due to this, Jack is now in a rage that he can find or defend Histia and the Crux, especially given last weeks events. The thief is currently unknown and has no known whereabouts.



Who stole the crux, and why? What possessed the thief to thieve the crux from Jack's arm...?

Jack lost in dreams!

Well folks, Jack's stuck... again.



In an odd move, Jack decided to head to the dream world to focus and contemplate his visions... and then got stuck. It appears as though the Chasers have gone after him, and are looking for him. He is currently hiding away in an unknown world, in someone's mindscape. It is unclear if he is in Uro's mind, Mado's Mind, His own, or even someone else's....



Wherever he is, I do hope he's alive and well... If he isnt, well... it's only a dream, right?

Jack finds new EXEs!

Well folks, the EXE Zone has new residents...



It is rumored as of right now that Jack has found more EXE's that not even Sonic knew of. The EXE's are, according to Jack, from a twisted Mt. Ebott. It's believed that they are based on Chara, Frisk, Sans, and even Toriel. As of right now, however, these claims are currently unfounded, as the EXE's are hiding.



I dont know if Jack did find them, or not... but he has most likely done so, as Jack doesnt make claims that he finds something without a way to back it.

BREAKING: Jack Disappears!

Well folks, Jack is gone...



According to Rumor, Jack was out in town when a, as rumor puts it, "Silver-Haired, Knife Wielding Maid" took him, taking him to parts unknown. Also of note about this kidnapper is they can stop time, and mess around with the timestream... All attempts to find Jack have been met with failure so far.



Why kidnap Jack... Is it due to the Crux? Does this person have a thing for him...? What do they want?

Jack discovers new Radio station!

Well folks, Jack has a new Radio to listen to.




Jack was tuning his radio to see if there was a signal we could use for a Radio Station, and discovered a station from a supposed place called "Night Vale". The man on the signal is known only as 'Cecil Baldwin', and claims to be a community radio station for the town. Strange things such as Glow Clouds, and other anomalies in the town. The town seems to have weird events like our own city.



What does this mean for us and possibly them...

New dreamer arrives in city!

Well folks, we got some action.



It seems that a new Dreamer has arrived in the city, and she hasnt been seen yet. She claims to know Uro and Myself, even saying we had a thing. I dont know if she's lying or not, but regardless. This marks the end of a long time of just Mado, Uro, Sabi and Florette being the sole Dreamers in the City. Some rumors say that it's Usotsuki. some say it's a girl who looks like Uro, but no one is too sure.



I know not who it is yet, but for her to know me... how odd.

Xander found hung!

W-Well folks... Hydra's gotten gruesome...


In an effort to "control the Darkness", he has not only fought and won against Xander, but has hung Xander from Castle Oblivion. This is a rather disturbing move, as Hydra is not only trying to control The Dark Dimension, but he is also now 8 parts, having absorbed Xander's energy, crating a Dark elemental. In addition, he seems to have probed Me's mind, hoping to find an ally within it to recruit. It is unknown if he was successful.



I fear Me might be his next target... and if she is, she needs to hide.

DEVELOPING: Augusta Complex Hacked!

W-We11 Folks.,..


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[ERROR: SYSTEM CORRUPTED.]

Mysterious man appears in city!

Well folks, Someone's shown up.


After unboxing the mysterious mask Jack received, Someone came from the depths of the lake, claiming that wherever the mask is, he is not far behind. He has since gone looking for Jack, telling us that Jack needs to return it, or he'll suffer a terrible fate. This is on top of the fact Hydra now has his own Keyblade, and a myriad of other things.



I tell ya folks, this city just gets more and more hellish. I do wonder what the Project is doing...

Jack gets strange mask!

Well folks, Jack got yet another artifact that might kill him.



In a mysterious crate, Jack received a mask, the mask type currently unknown. He has been in the EXE Zone all day, worried about their futures, seeing has there's been very little contact as of late. in addition, Hydra's bombing run of Mt. Ebott seems to have been the final victory over the monsters, as there has been no known survivors.


This city just goes to hell in a handbasket daily, it seems... but what is with the mask?

Organization forges weapon!

Well folks, it's always been said that there are too many Keyblades...



A gang of 13 lesser nobodies, ironically mirroring the old Organization, have gotten together and forged Hydra his OWN Keyblade, while also infusing it with Nothingness, so it will be obedient to him and presumably, solely him. They have yet to give it to him, however, and probably plan to when he gets back from checking on his bombing last night. If this rumor is valid, then Hydra now has his own personal Keyblade with which to Lock and Unlock keyholes at his own lesure.



I hope this isnt true... this could spell disaster if proven...

Hydra bombs Mt. Ebott!

W-Well folks.


Hydra has reportedly BOMBED Mt. Ebott. No warning or care, just... bombs. This move is very stunning, as he's not only know for being a planner, but also in the fact he set off what equals to ~10 tons of explosives, nearly caving Mt. Ebott in. It is currently unknown if any survivors made it to the city, or even if anyone got out. This move is a shocker, as the underground was celebrating another year of peace.



Why would Hydra reportedly throw caution to the wind and bomb the mountain...? What is his motive...

Anna joins Dreamcrushers!

Well folks, that timepiece was bad news...


After successfully getting Jack away from the Chronoskimmer, Anna, it's AI, took over an android Endoskeleton Jack had and proceeded to run free into the city. She was found by W.T. and the Grey man, who brought her to Dreamcrusher HQ, where they introduced themselves to her. They explained who they were and their mission and asked if she would join, to which she agreed.


I do not know what lies in store for us, now that Sheath has what equates to the Historia Crux 2.0, but it cant be good at all... I worry for all of us.

Jack finds new Timepiece!

Well folks, Histia has competition...



It seems Jack has found a new timepiece named the Chronoskimmer. it's female AI claiming to be '200x better than any known timepiece in existence' She then undid the Historia Crux, and put herself in place. Jack has since lost the location of the Historia Crux after it mysteriously disappeared. When asked if she knew Etro, the AI, named ANNA (Anachronistic Neurological Network Assistant) said 'Etro is an old has-been'.


Since this, she seems to be hitting on Jack, wanting all his love and affection, all while encouraging him to use her powers and enter the Cronoskimmer and see she is curiver than Histia, and most of all, more beautiful.

Hydra found dead!

W-Well folks, something happened.



It appears that Hydra was brutally slashed open by some entity, the cut being in the shape of a mysterious crest. This comes after a mysterious man named Caius showed up in town, muttering something about the Historia Crux and how Jack must pay for his meddling in the timeline.



If this is the same Caius that I'm thinking of... we'll be in for something much, MUCH worse than whatever Hydra could conceive...

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Hydra makes discovery!

Well folks, Hydra found it.



Earlier today, The now dormant Omega Tower was broken into by Hydra, and he apparently made off with several notes, including the location of the Omega Virus. This Virus is known as a death sentence to those who contract it. The tower was sealed off after Ezekiel's final demise, and was deemed to never be reopened.


What does Hydra have planned... and why involve a long dormant Virus? What is he thinking...

All enforcers found dead!

Well folks, someone has it out for the Enforcers...


As of right now, every known Enforcer has been found dead. What separates this killing from the others is that no mark was left. In addition, each body was found to be unharmed, as if they all just dropped... Rumor has it Hydra may of modified Skyfall, which stands near his quarters.


If it's true or not, I dont know. But I find it odd they ALL dropped, with no injury no less...

BREAKING: Organization sets up Skyfall Cannon!

Well folks, old relics rise...



As you know, Skyfall was split into 3 Cannons. One is in the hands of the Bion, another in Jack's hands. the Third was recovered and armed by Organization XIII, who now can destroy any transcended creature or place, so long as they can fuel the cannon.



This could be the start of another Galaxy genocide, as the Transcendence Galaxy is just getting back on their feet from Ezekiel's reign.

Mysterious girl arrives in city!

Well folks, we have a new person in the city.


A woman no older than 18 has arrived in the city. She says her name is Lucy, and she has a strange knife with a cobalt colored blade, and a bone handle, almost like a hand clutching the top of the blade. This woman has no records, or any known data, save for a hidden past, and claims to know Jack.


Who is she? Why did she come to the city? How does she know Jack? All these and more questions raise as she looks for him. As for her knife, where did it come from...?

Jack possessed!

Well folks, she's back...



In a shocking turn of events, Hydra made contact with Chara, and asked for peace. Seeing a mutual goal, she accepted, and asked Hydra what he wanted in return, to which he told her Jack. She went and took her soul into her knife, leaving it at Jack's door. Jack picked up the package, then ran off, a strange glow in his eyes.



I have a feeling Jack has been possessed by Chara so she can do Hydra's bidding, using Jack's body until hers is restored. I just hope Jack comes to his senses before it's too late, as he left the Master's Defender and Edge of Ultima at the complex...

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Naminé shot! Hydra to blame?

Well folks, Jack's in a fury...



At an unknown time today, Naminé was found injured by some sort of bullet. This bullet caused her to suffer grave injuries, and put her life on the line. It is assumed that Hydra was behind the shot, and was no doubt aiming for Jack to snipe him. Given Naminé's Injury, it would appear she ran in and took the hit for him.



Thankfully, mostly in part to Joy, Naminé has made enough recovery to have basic motor skills and thought. It is currently unknown if the injury will have any long-term effects on Naminé's health. Jack is currently in his room, furious Hydra tried to kill her.

Unversed arrive in city!

Well folks, they were coming...



After Jack sealed the Keyhole he discovered, The city was under attack from a new threat known as the Unversed, a group of creatures born from negative emotion. They have no known leader, and seem to act alone. It is unknown if Hydra will fully team up with them as of right now.

Several questions come up thanks to their arrival, such as if they have a leader, or what they want, among other questions. Regardless of the threat, the Complex will fight them off no matter what.

Jack makes groundbreaking discovery!

Well folks, Jack is at it again.


In his research at the site of the explosion, he found a strange path. As he went down it, he felt strange, and when he looked in front of him, he saw a world's Keyhole! He was in shock and awe, and closed off the site to defend from the Heartless and Nobodies so he can come back and Lock the Keyhole to either Transcendence City, or Castle Oblivion.


Jack is currently talking with Aqua to get ahold of the Master Defender, so the Edge of Ultima can distort into it so he may seal the keyhole.

Explosion rocks city! Hydra rumored dead!

Well folks... Glitchy is still dead.



In an apparent explosion near the Road to Twilight, a massive crater was found. Sitting in this crater was the apparent remains of Hydra, who seems to have been killed in the blast. as of right now, it is unknown if Hydra is still there, or even alive. Upon attempts to recover his body, he seemed to have vanished with out a trace, aside the crater still there.


As of right now, this is all rumor and hearsay, but if proven true, will cripple the Dreamcrushers and Organization.