Luma stuck in a nightmare!

Well people, Luma can't write this article, as he fell asleep trying to think of an Article, but has since not woken up.


He appears to be in a dream where Uro doesn't exist, but is mearly an imagined friend of a little black haired girl named Paula, yet he is unaware of this fact. As of right now, luma is looking for a way out of the dream, and has NOT encountered Paula yet. I do not know when he'll discover her, or what will happen when he finds out...


I fear he may kill himself trying to get out, which as people know, Luma's dream self is his soul; thus his death in the dream world will kill him.

Kakuro kidnapped! A deadly alliance formed!

Well folks, It would seem the EXE Prince, Kakuro, has been kidnapped.


Kakuro was on his way back with the casket from the sunken lab only for the Grey Man and W.T. To kidnap him. According to our literal Bird's eye view from Reaver, the Reaper Bird Amalgamate, Kakuro was delived by W.T. as a sign of goodwill and Alliance request to Sheath, who has been terrorizing the city.

As Reaver watched the transaction, he noticed Sheath was more than happy to have Ouma's North America branch form an alliance with him and the Grey Man and his cohort, the Shooter. Alone, each is deadly in their own respect; but Together, under the newly made flag of Ouma's Dreamcrusher Squad, they are nigh unstoppable.

Wait a second.

I just got word that Uboa has found out about this alliance, and has joined them! Folks, as you know, I must remain impartial as a news reporter, but as a citizen of Transcendence City... I fear this might spell the end of the city...

BREAKING: 8 Strangers arrive in the City!

Well folks, It would seem we get stranger every day.


As I speak, 8 mysterious... Creatures have arrived in the city, all looking confused. This is shortly after the arrival of Golden Silver, a god-like robot from the Moon.


More details as I get them for this Breaking News story.

Jack finds new Robot and sunken lab!

Well folks, Jack is known as "The Unkillable man"... and has once again proven that when he got up again, only to discover a new Robot and Lab!



Jack went out to Moonrise Lake, the self-proclaimed home of the Moon Beast, Mark, and claimed to hear machines at the bottom of the 30ft. lake. He swam out 5 feet and then dived in, swimming to the bottom and confirming he had heard machines below, as he found a sunken lab! Upon entry, he found a casket labeled with "The Sound of Music will open the seal.", and a few guitars nearby. As he played, he was joined by a strange girl named Strum. He proceeded to forget about the casket and Swam out with her in tow.

I have sent a recovery man into Moonrise Lake to seek out the lab and it's casket, and recover the contents of that Casket.

Jack killed by W.T and a new enemy!

Well folks... Jack has bit the bullet...


Shortly after receiving the news of who killed Saya, Jack went off to find him, only to be backstabbed and killed by a mysterious entity calling himself "The Eater of Dreams and devourer of souls". It is suspected that this entity is the Grey Man, an entity linked to both terms the killer called himself, and a known enemy of Jack's.

Jack was also in possession of a strange book with stranger characters before his death, muttering something about a man named Rin and 9 other souls.

DEVELOPING: Me and Xander Kidnapped!|| BREAKING: Saya's murderer found!

Well folks, it seems that two more residents of Darkside are kidnapped.


Xander and his queen, Me, have been kidnapped by a currently unknown assailant, though Uboa and Sheath are suspected. This marks Xander's second kidnapping, as well as the first time Sheath has gone after Me.


In other news, Saya's muderer has been identified as the mysterious entity W.T.. This is a shocking discovery, as it was believed Me locked him away for good, but it appears he has either been released, or has escaped.


More on both stories as it happens.

Yakuta found dead!

Folks, it would seem Sheath has another victim as-

???: Let me write this, Luma.

Ok then.

Greetings puny mortals! I am Nightfall... or well, I was. Anyway, I am sorry to report that my potion maker, and resident of Darkside, Yakuta, has been killed by a strange rabbit eared woman who easily dresses like she's a whore. His body is being buried in Transcendence City, as per his will's request to be buried there.


I do not know who this rabbit eared woman is, but when I find her... she will pay the ultimate price in her own blood!

Aitos finds Desert Ruins!

Well folks, I'm back, And I got some news for ya.


My son, Aitos, has taken his airship, the Solaris and flown to Entropy, where he found buried amongst the sands and dunes, a tower. This tower, as he explored a little, is apart of a larger more complex structure currently unknown to the survivors on Entropy, or to Annalise, possibly Histia as well.

Jack has gone up to Entropy in the Hellbender to examine this tower, and find out what mysteries it holds. In the meantime, Jack has asked the Complex to recover the Magicite Sheath has, and track down the Six Souls.

Glitchy split up!

Aitos here again people. Turns out Sheath and Uboa are much more clever together.


Glitchy, the Augusta Complex's little guy, is apparently scattered in parts around the city, and possibly planet. This comes in light of Jack and Luma being kidnapped, and the strange re-emergence of the Six Souls. I've also been researching into Nethicite, and have found that the Ronka feared this item, as it apparently can negate Magicite, and even destroy it if its in a large enough quantity.


Besides that, Anima has gone out into the city to trace down the parts of Glitchy, in hopes he can be re-fused and saved.

Luma and Jack Kidnapped!

Well hello there all. I am Aitos, Luma's son, and I write today's news for a reason...


As you may of read in the header, Jack and Luma have both been kidnapped. It is right now unknown who kidnapped Jack, but my father, Luma, was kidnapped by Sheath. He was kidnapped while researching into Magicite, and had on him one of the shards of Magicite that Xila stole from Sheath, as he was using that fragment to research.


His research has uncovered a bit about Magicite, and a mysterious word that the Magicite seemed to react negatively to. That word being Nethicite. I do not know why it would react to a word, but this 'Nethicite' must be more powerful than Magicite...

Saya found murdered!

Well folks, Jack is alive, everyone is safe, Sheath has half of a Water Magicite, and all is right in the city...


If you actually believe that, you haven't been reading all the articles, have you? Anyone knows that Transcendence City is NEVER quiet, and today is no exception, as ex-Ouma member Saya was found brutally murdered by what appears to be her own swords. Most people know Saya carries 3 swords, each imbued with an element. All 3 were found jammed into her at key points, as if someone were trying to eviscerate her on her own bed. Reports also claim she was almost naked as well, laying in only her bra and panties.


in other news, reports also claim a new replicate is running about. More on that as it develops.

Anima finds Magicite!

Well, the last part of Sheath's Water Magicite has been uncovered... but you'll never believe who found it.


That's right folks, Anima, the man who punches the shit out of things, has found a Magicite shard buried in a wall, and is presently on the run in the ruins of Neo Starlight, keeping the shard close as he keeps moving away from Transcendence City, and thus, Sheath.


If Sheath recovers this shard, she'll only need Glitchy's shard to fuse a full Magicite Crystal, and with it, have more power than even Dytto could muster, and this would endanger any lightning crystal wielders, along with any crystal, due to the power of Magicite.

DEVELOPING STORY: Volmian rabbit missing!

Well folks, seems Sheath is going all out. In her most recent attack, she has kidnapped a rabbit from a planet called Volm named Xila.


Volm, better known as Zoron's homeworld, is also the name of the race of beings living on it. They are known to have had a mighty military force, and once were framed in the takeover of Planet Wisp, which was stopped by Glitchy and Zoron. It is right now believed Sheath is behind the kidnapping, but this has not been confirmed.


Stay with the Starlight News Network for more details as they come.

Xander missing!

Well folks, seems Sheath may have the idea for another Replica... and this time, she's going big.


A report from the Darkside has revealed Xander, formerly Nightfall, has gone missing, and not one guard has a clue as to where. The report also tells us that Empress Me, his wife, has been drugged to sleep, with an estimated time of her awakening being when Xander is returned.

Wait a minute folks... I'm getting new information.


Oh god.

According to the Memoryheads, specifically Memoryhead B, who has decided he shall be called Gyiyg, has reported that Sheath is using chains made of pure metal, which as most know, harms the inhabitants of Darkside and is the only thing that can kill them.
A rescue Operation shall be talked about between us.

Aitos finds Ancient scripts!

Well folks, Aitos's recent discovery is breathtaking, as he found some ancient books from a long dead civilization detailing some of Magicite's uses.


Apparently, Magicite was used for, well, everything. From power to heat, crops, prayer... They were used as everything, almost worshiped as gods. Disturbingly, Magicite is also what caused the Ronka civilization to disappear, as it was used for weapons and armor. One such book details a future vision of Magicite being the destroyer of civilizations and as an item that can shatter crystals and take their place.


Until we know what the hell these things are, any and ALL Magicite found are to be brought to the Complex.

Glitchy finds Magicite shard!

Well folks, it would appear that our long time friend and helper, Glitchy, has uncovered a shard of a water Magicite.


As we know, Sheath presently has 2 shards, or one half of a full crystal. With Glitchy's find, he may be targeted by Ouma to be kidnapped and forced to tell where the shard is, and where he found it, thus putting us all in danger. When I last talked to Glitchy, he had the shard on hand, and didn't say where he was going, as he thought Ouma may of been listening in to the conversation.


In light of Glitchy's fear, I have issued a sweep of the network to make sure none of our channels are bugged.

Jack commits several murders!

Well folks, as you know yesterday, Jack was kidnapped by Sheath... but now it seems Jack is unhinged, and is murdering all throughout Transcendence City.



So far, Jack has slain Glitchy, Odia, Lethar, Gezora, Mecha-Godzilla, and even Papyrus. This reporter can only wonder what Sheath did to Jack to drive him this insane and unhinge him so bad, he's murdered a king, 2 of the Chimera Crew, A skeleton, and 2 Enforcers... As a reporter I must not cause panic, but as a man, I worry for the city... Rathgar, Farnoth, if your reading this... RUN.

Jack kidnapped! Ouma to blame!

Yes folks, it happened again. Jack has been kidnapped... but this time is different.


Jack had walked out to the Blue mountains to go and, as he put it, "Zen Out" about recent events. Upon reaching his usual peak in the mountains, he was astonished to have found a shard of Water Magicite, and shortly before his capture, told me it's part of the one Sheath has.

Jack was subsequently kidnapped by Ouma agents, presumably sent by Sheath, and is now in captivity in her base. I suspect she's going to hold him close to her room, and examine every part of him to perfect her genetic replica of him to the point we may not know which is which. God help us if she finds the shard Jack found, as then she'll have 50% of a Magicite Crystal. At 50%, Magicite is qualified as a Stone class completion, with 75% being a Gem, and 100% being Crystal. Each part she gets brings her closer to being able to output more magic than even a crystal.

KOS-MOS found damaged! || BREAKING: Sheath finds Magicite!

Folks, it seems the inevitable has happened. KOS-MOS has been damaged, but by what, we don't know. Local reports say T-elos is behind it, but examination of the body reveals no gun wounds, or any sword wounds or plasma damage.


Some reports say that, once again, Sheath is on the move, trying to use this to lure Jack out so she can fully take over him. As for the reason, it's most likely to help-

Wait a minute.


Folks, I just got breaking news! It would appear Sheath has found a small fragment, reports say around 20% of a water Magicite! As I reported a few days back, Magicite can be stronger than elementals and even the spirits. A Shard of Magicite is around 13 to 25% of one whole Magicite piece, with a fragment being the lowest at 5%, and a crystal being 100% of one. Any amount in enemy hands is dangerous enough, but 1/5th of a full crystal is extremely dangerous!

DEVELOPING STORY: New AI Found!

Well folks, those that know KOS-MOS knew she was coming. Yes folks, T-elos is here, and she's looking for Jack AND KOS-MOS. This can not end well...


For those that are unaware, T-elos wants to kill KOS-MOS and absorb her power to become the strongest android in existance, and considers KOS-MOS to be weak and inferior, despite them both having the same purpose. T-elos is to be considered highly dangerous and armed to the teeth with weapons and the intent to kill. Encounters should be avoided at all cost.


More on this story as it comes.

Aitos finds new magic item!

Well folks, my son, Aitos, has done it again. This time, he's found a new magic archive that seems to be what the Crystals can do when at their fullest. Upon further inspection however, it was found that these archives are able to use powers and magic that would be able to exceed a crystal, or even an elemental.


These Archives, called Magicite, are literal embodiments of an element, and depending on how they were found, shows what they can do. So far, fragments of a Lightning Magicite were found, and upon inspection, reveal they have about 3/4ths a crystal's power. The biggest find so far was a Fire Magicite in flawless condition, which upon inspection, showed that these Magicite are nearly 4x as strong as a Crystal, even if the crystal is Mastered, or evolved.

Aitos is presently searching deserts, the Artic, and all over the World, along side the Chimera Crew and denizens of the Transcendence Galaxy for more Magicite shards, halves, or flawless pieces.

Anima found shot! Assailiant unknown!

Folks, Anima has been found shot in the chest several times by a mysterious gunner. Thankfully, the shots were not fatal, but he is in the Complex under guarded condition...

This comes in light of Glitchy and KOS-MOS's kidnappings, and is NOT believed to be Sheath. Uboa also seems to have fled the city, or has gone into hiding to see how Sheath handles things. The Royalty of Red have also seemingly vanished, leaving a decimated Neo Starlight in their wake. Thankfully, the city was successfully evacuated by Aitos and Xander, and no lives were lost.

Witnesses claim that Jack, with a strange haze in his eyes, shot Anima several times, then beat him into submission... We have yet to know if that is true. We will report on this more when we have confirmation.

Glitch King goes MIA! Is Sheath to blame?

Folks, I come with sad news. Our beloved king, Glitchy, has seemingly gone MIA. Glitchy, for those that don't know, is the smallest glitch in existence, as well as the most kindhearted glitch. Why anyone would even think about kidnapping him disturbs me.

It is believed that, once again, Sheath is behind this. Bearing in mind the fact she currently has KOS-MOS as well, this second kidnapping seems odd, as Glitchy would mess up her systems unless he is properly handled by her. Could it be she plans to use Glitchy's "dokokashira door glitch", or what he calls his Glitch doors, then control KOS-MOS to do her bidding? Could she be trying to lure out Jack, and with it, the Historia Crux and his half of the Portalstone? Or is it what I feel is the worst case scenario, which is to corrupt Glitchy and KOS-MOS and have them do her work, while they can't do anything to stop her?


What does Sheath have in store for them, this reporter wonders...

New android kidnapped! Sheath to blame?

Well folks, our previous story may of been short, but this one isn't! Now, as you may know, a new android called 'KOS-MOS' showed up yesterday. Well, in an effort to learn about Transcendence City, she has been kidnapped by Sheath, who has as of yet unknown plans for her.


KOS-MOS, among other recent kidnapped people, were apart of a rag-tag band of people who opposed Oros Phlox, and stopped the destruction of all dimensions. Sheath, a high-ranking member of Ouma, has been tracking these golden chains down, some of which have appeared even in Transcendence City. The purpose of these chains is unknown, but is assumed to be for some sort of plan.

In other news, also about Sheath, All of the monsters of Mt. Ebbot have been kidnapped as well, and are being held by Sheath for some sort of backup plan. A reminder to all readers: Sheath is NOT to be toyed with, as she has been able to successfully kidnap several people, and even kill those people, as well as clone Jack. If you see her, run for your life, and get to safety, then phone the complex.

DEVELOPING: New robot shows up! Is it friend of foe?

Folks, I'm sorry for the late post, been busy all day examining the movements of a new robot who calls herself KOS-MOS. She seems to be lost, and looking for something, as evidenced by a pendant... but what?


Stay tuned for this Developing story


Update: The assumed robot 'KOS-MOS' is not a robot, but an android, and she was looking for the complex, and tracking down Sheath. Did she accomplish her goal? No, she was kidnapped, but had made it to the Complex the night prior to the kidnapping.

In other news, today marked the 10th anniversary of the infamous "Falador Massacre", an event in the world of Runescape where a player had made it to 99 construction, hitting the maximum level, then had a house party so big, it lagged, creating a glitch with those in combat rings that allowed them to Player Kill OUTSIDE the designated PK zone, 'The Wilderness'. What's more is Victims could not fight back, resulting in the bloodiest day on Runescape.

Trancender found dead by an unknown assailant! || BREAKING: Dr. Gaster found dead!

Well folks, it's been said "There is no rest for Transcendence City, or it's people.". This statement is quite true, as local Enforcer and guardian of Rathgar, Odia, was found to have been impaled by a mysterious weapon. Upon first impression, it appears to belong to former Royal Guard member Captain Undyne, better known as the 'Spear of Justice'.

However, upon taking a sample of the materials of the weapon, it was very swiftly deduced that this is NOT her doing, nor is the weapon related to the Royal Guard. Analysis of the material reveal it is made out of Cruxite, a material commonly seen in any of the 4 Cruxes known to exist, and the long lost and presumed destroyed Chrono Trigger. Despite this, I can fully assure readers that this is NOT Jack's handiwork either.

Jack was last seen heading to Mt. Ebbot's summit to head for the Underground to inform Undyne about the murder.

This just in! Renowned scientist, and inventor of the CORE and famous "Gaster Blaster", Dr. W.D. Gaster, was found dead by our Jack just outside of Hotland, with a similar weapon used to commit the murder. this mysterious assailant is to be considered dangerous, and is not to be toyed with.

While I must be impartial as a writer, as a person, I suspect recent group Ouma, specifically North American Branch member Sheath, is behind the killings.

Maxima Clan Found dead! A new enemy in the shadows?

Luma wont be writing this one, as he has been found dead, alongside his son, Aitos, and his daughter, Maria. I'm Jack, and I'll be writing this article of the news. Hopefully, I wont have to write too many articles... Not because I don't want to, but because each one means Luma has either been too injured to write, is unconscious, or worse, dead.


As I mentioned, Luma, born Lumanare Maxima, of unknown age, has been found dead. Alongside him were his 2 children, Aitos Maxima, and Maria Maxima, both also of unknown age. The markings left behind indicate a struggle, and the assailant appears to be taking a page out of legendary villain and destroyer of the original Maxima clan, Nightfall. Older readers know him as the now loved emperor, Xander.

At this time, not else much is known, except for the fact that this is NOT Xander's doing; In fact, Xander may not even know someone is going around as a 'Second Nightfall'. On Maria's body, 2 markings were found. One of which was this Second Nightfall's mark, and a mark resembling an eye. It would appear this 'Second Nightfall' is trying to pin the blame on Xander and his queen, Me.

Other than the markings, this 'Second Nightfall' seems to be a well trained killer, leaving no marks otherwise, and positioning the marks in such a way that they appear to have been self inflicted by the victim. It is currently unknown how many they have killed, but to be able to take down 3 Maxima's at one time, is no easy feat, I can assure you.

Jack Taken by Ouma, made a slave!

In light of the recent appearance by Sheath, one of Ouma's high ranking North American officers, Jack has been kidnapped and been brainwashed by the higher ups of the branch, and turned into one of Ouma's officers, under what he calls his new 'commander'. Worse still is, she seems to have taken a fondness for Jack.

Our roving reporter, Theta, was able to listen in on Sheath's plans, and found out that after his first field mission, she intends to use him and his genetics to breed a new brand of Ouma super-soldier, and to make the original Jack nothing more than a way to make more solider by, you guessed it, sexual activity.

Former high ranking Ouma Japanese officer Saya has yet to find out about this treachery, as well as Kouryuuji Holdings' heir, Mii. I have sent out one of our informants, Anima, to tell them of this incident. It is also suspected that Uboa is behind taking Jack to Sheath, but this has yet to be confirmed. Regardless of the circumstances leading to Jack's conversion, It is highly advised to NOT engage him, as he is considered Armed and Lethally dangerous.

If you see him, run to the nearest safehouse and phone the Augusta Complex at (178) 275-4448. Once again; if Jack is spotted, run and contact the Augusta Complex.

Developing Story: Uboa terrorizes Neo starlight!

In light of the Royalty of Red terrorizing Neo Starlight, the Starlightian royal guard Has been called in, and Aitos, the captain of the guard, has mobilized his troops, and his fortress, the Flying Battery. He has claimed he is going to rescue Satiko, and aid the city's defenders in any way he can.


Stay tuned for more on this developing story!

Local City in Danger! Royalty of Red to blame!

In a shocking turn of events following last night, Uboa revealed that the neighboring city, 'Neo Starlight' is the current location of the Red Queen and her husband, FACE, Also known as the Red King. In light of this knowledge, the Augusta Complex has sent out an investigation squad.

Upon word from the Investigation squad, a disturbing truth was revealed. The citizens of this 'Neo Starlight' are actually refugees of the original Starlight, which as many know, is my home! It is rumored Satiko, Tiko, and other 'rouge Starlightians' are in this city, trying desperately to fight FACE, The Red Queen, and his loyal army; collectively known as the 'Royalty of Red'.

I am currently planning an emergency rescue as I write this very Article, folks. While as a news reporter, I must remain impartial... As a Starlightian, and the leader of Starlight, I must act to save my friends, and my now slowly dying race. There will be more news when Satiko and the others are safe and sound.